IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A BEARD ON IT!
Beards. We frequently talk about them here at 'The Beard Struggle' HQ. In fact we're a little obsessed by them. And by 'little' we mean a lot! Today my mind began pondering on a few of my favourite things besides beards. And I found myself wondering how to further improve lifes little treasures, and what better way to do so other than to put a beard on it! So, today....without further ado, let's welcome on the weekend with a little Friday chuckle and slap a beard on pretty much anything!
BABY BEARDS LOOK PHENOMENAL!
Babies are always the apple of their doting parents eye. Being a father of three myself I know how much joy the pitter patter of tiny feet about the house can bring. But what if babies could grow beards? Well, with a little help from photoshop the results are rather remarkable! So can a baby become more cuter? If you like a furry face, then I guess so!
THE BEARD OF LIBERTY!
I've been fortunate in my life to travel a little. Being a 'Brit' myself the USA has always been one of my most favourite countries to travel to. Now, I've stopped to switch flights in New York City but unfortunately never had the opportunity to do any sight seeing whilst there. The Statue Of Liberty is nothing short of an marvelous iconic attraction to the millions of sightseers that visit each year. Now, I know that this monumental statue is in fact female (otherwise I'd strongly question the dudes dress sense!) but I can't help but wonder how she would look with a marvelous facial forest of her own! Low and behold, the internet comes good once more and produced the image you see above. A rather fitting look to any skyline don't ya think?
HEY HOT MOMMA! COME SHAKE THAT BEARD FOR ME!
Ok, close your eyes, (Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything freaky, I promise!) and begin to clear your mind, then think of the hottest woman you can think of. If you are sat next to your wife, future wife, fiancee or girlfriend the answer here would be them. (But I know you're really thinking of Beyonce!) once you have the image of the lovely female form innocently placed into your mind, try to envision them with a magical long flowing full beard! Ok...maybe we dont go down this route after all. Don't get me wrong, I love a good beard, and I also strongly admire the female form with all it's beautiful curves. But this is imaginary proof that no matter how amazing two things may be, sometimes they just really shouldn't mix. Me sorry, my bad.*PUKES*
EVEN MAN'S BEST FRIEND COULD PULL OFF AN AWESOME BEARD!
They do say our trusty four legged friend are indeed man's best friend. And despite them chewing up our mail, pooping all over the yard and eating pretty much anything that isn't theirs to eat, we certainly wouldn't be without our dogs. But what if dogs could grow beards? I know certain breed types appear to pack a little extra fluff in the face region, but I'm talking full on almost human-like beards! Now, wouldnt that be a rather interesting (yet friggin strange!) combination! Just imagine that for a second, you go to search out your 'TBS' tonic balm and oils to find that Mister 'Poochie fur face' has beaten you to it! Too much? Yeah, too much.
So after exploring a few rather creative avenues I think we can safely come to the conclusion that beards are pretty awesome. Just not on women, dogs, statues and borderline, children. And if you mix too much of a good thing in the same bowl, the results aren't always as pretty as you might wish them to be.
That sees today's beard blog come to a close. As always let us hear your thoughts, comments and suggestions for any future blog posts in the comments section so kindly provided below.
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