'NO SHAVE NOVEMBER FAILS' PROBLEMS ONLY THE BEARDLESS WILL UNDERSTAND
Growing out a beard is something that has crossed the majority of a males mind at some point or another, be it a simple mustache or a full face of stubbly fur. But what happens when try as you might, growing a beard just seems like an impossible task for you to achieve? Today we discuss a small handful of Problems Only The Beardless Will Understand...
'MOVEMBER' CAN'T PASS BY QUICK ENOUGH!
When it comes to the months leading up to Christmas we meet the frosty month of November. More fondly known as by many as 'No Shave November' or a shorter term 'Movember'. For those who can flourish out a good amount of face forest in as little as a month this only grants a great reason to let it grow. But for those who struggle to muster up anything in 6 months let alone a single month, November can prove rather daunting.
BEARD ENVY IS REAL, AND IT'S UGLY!
So, you're drinking with a couple of your mates at the bar, and that one guy who rocks out an awesome beard walks in. You'd give anything to have even half of that marvelous face fluff he has, but you've tried and failed, miserably. You might try to convince yourself and those around you that you're not at all envious of the beard. But deep down there is huge bubble of annoyance boiling away to itself, as you can help but ask yourself 'why not me?' It happens, more often than you might realise too.
WOMEN HAPPILY VOICE HOW MUCH THEY DIG THOSE BEARDS!
If it wasn't bad enough being a beardless guy, that cute girl you've had a crush on since forever has a new boyfriend. And not just any guy, but a BEARDED gentleman. And pretty much every hot girl you know are only too happy to voice their admiration for a hot guy with sharp tattoos and a smoking hot beard. Meanwhile you feel like the only beardless man left on the planet, left feeling #ForeverAlone.
YOU'VE BEEN GROWING FOR MONTHS, AND HAVE LITTLE TO SHOW FOR IT!
It's not an easy pill to swallow when you have been trying every trick in the book to grow out some form of facial hair, yet despite everything nothing has worked. Instead leaving you with what looks like a couple days worth of patchy facial hair instead of a fuller beard-mane. You then consider simply throwing in the towel and quitting all your hard work and efforts to what you now feel was a lost cause and waste of time. This is usually the stage where the white flag is waved and men reach for the shaving foam and razor to rejoin the 'clean shaven club'. Well, hold on for moment. As all might not be lost after all...
If you feel you've given every possible trick known to mankind and still nothing seems to be working we might just have the answer you've been searching for. Firstly, don't give up so soon. Facial hair, just like all body hair grows at its own rate and differs from person to person. Given more time could be all that is needed to flourish out a beard you'll be proud of.
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And that sees another beard blog come to a close for today my friends. As always please leave us any thoughts, comments or questions you may have in the box you'll find kindly provided below.
And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...
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