Twas' the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a single beard was stirring, not even a mouse!
With Christmas day only one more sleep away I have a very excitable household full of tiny feet (and an over excited wife!) who are eagerly awaiting Santa Claus' arrival tonight. With many teddies, toys, gizmos and gadgets and galore beneath the Christmas tree tomorrow morning, I can only hope that 'Old Saint Nick' has treated you and your glorious beard (or your bearded one) to everything your beard needs to 'LET IT GROW! LET IT GROW! LET IT GROOOW!' bigger, bushier, strong and extra healthier ahead of Christmas and merrily into the new year. Here's what I put on my Christmas checklist, on the hope I made it onto the nice list this year...
'TBS' BEARD OIL AND BALMS A PLENTY!
Every beardy knows the importance of using fresh premium beard oil and/or balm each and every day to help keep those nasties at bay. And if you've been nice this year we sure hope Santa has been kind and 'decked the halls with barrels of balm and oil! Fa la la la la lalalala!' After all, how do you think Mr Claus keeps his white as snow face forest looking so dashing? He's become a regular Viking over at 'The Beard Struggle' HQ.
GOTTA BRUSH THAT SNOW RIGHT OUT OF MY BEARD!
It's all good taking the time to help keep that furry face of yours hydrated with the finest beard balms and oils known to snowman. But what happens when you wake early Christmas morning with a face full of matted beard hair? You're going to need to comb those tangles out, and make things look extra pretty. After all, Santa's little helpers have not been hard at it as the 'TBS' depot for nothing! So, we sure hope neatly packaged in your Christmas stocking lays a smartly hand crafted 'TBS' flip style V comb from yours truly!
WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE, IT'S TIME TO WASH THAT BEARD!
When all the turkey has been gobbled down, and the minced pies have settled inside your festively plump tummy, your marvelous man-mane might be feeling a little worse for wear. Then the morning after the night before it's time to jump inside a nice (and rather much needed) shower, and give that furry face of yours a jolly good wash with some 'TBS' beard wash and conditioner. If you're fortunate enough you might even find a beard care package containing everything you will need to help keep the beard-druff away, cus' aint nobody got time for dat! Not even Rudolph! And once your beard is clean and dry, you'll be almost ready for the next annual 'drink like a thirsty camel' gathering, also known as NEW YEAR'S EVE!
Whatever presents you should find underneath your Christmas tree this year, here's to a great day spent with those who matter. After all, it's the little things this time of year that mean the most, so enjoy every moment my friends.
And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...