Today whilst browsing through the internet I discovered a Reddit thread where female readers were encouraged to ask as many questions as they wished about a man and his trusty beard. Many of the questions were not fit for daytime blog reading, whereas others were simply put pure filth, and some were rather interesting to say the least.
So much so that I decided to hand pick a collection of the best ones I read, and being bearded myself answer those I had chosen as open and honest as I possibly can.
So let us begin with 4 Burning Beard Related Burning Questions Asked By Women...
HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN SOMEONE RUNS THEIR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR BEARD?
It is a sensation like no other and a rather enjoyable one at that. I really love having my head tickled and rubbed, so to translate that over onto my face and beard feels fantastic.
I guess it's each to their own from one beardsmen to another, as it isn't going to be to everyone's liking. The biggest rule is to never touch a random man's beard without asking his permission first. The amount of people who reach up and grab a handful of face fuzz at a bar after one beer too many then ask ''Hey, can I touch your beard?'' whilst already doing so is infuriating. Grinds my damn gears that's for sure.
DOESN'T HAVING ALL THAT FACE FUR MAKE KISSING A LITTLE TRICKY?
In short, no, not at all. I guess if I had a full handlebar style thick mustache it might prove a little tricky now and then. But having a romantic liaison with the wife has never proved at all troublesome or all that tricky. But who knows, my wife might say otherwise, I guess.
SPEAKING OF KISSING, WHAT ABOUT KISSING *AHEM* OTHER AREAS?
To keep things as PG as possible facial hair can work wonders in certain 'other areas' shall we say. Unless your partner is extra ticklish there is a lot of fun to be had between the sheets with a man and his face fuzz. Just think of the sensation provided when that B touches that..that's enough of that.
Although I can imagine stubble might prove a little uncomfortable in such areas. Much like dry sand paper, yeah, that doesn't sound all that appetising at all.
WOULD YOU EVER SHAVE OFF YOUR BEARD FOR ANYONE, AND IF SO, WHO?
Life before my beard has become a distant memory of the past. I honestly can't recall how I look without a furry face, nor do I ever wish to revisit the whole 'clean shaven' image ever again.
I look at photos of me in my younger years and heavily regret not growing my face fur out much sooner. It's a huge part of me, my image and who I am today. So would I ever willingly shave my beard off for anybody? Absolutely not, never.
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