In a world occupied with many naked faces it is easy to fall into the snare trap of believing our beards make us look scruffy, hobo-like, unattractive or even worse, are full of shite! Well, despite what the media might like to produce as 'facts' to damn our beards the truth is rather the opposite, in fact it's the horrid internet rumour mill that is full of feacial matter. As today I'll happily grant you Four Solid Reasons Our Beards Are Actually Rather Attractive....
YOUR BEARD SIGNIFIES STRENGTH AND HAS A WHOLE LOT OF HISTORY TOO!
Now without diving too far deep into the 'beardy' history books of time, It is common knowledge that beards have a serious long term credibility when it comes to signifying power and ones wellbeing. The 16th President of the United States Of America, Abraham Lincoln sported a fierce beard in the 1860's, as did Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud. Not to mention a whole host of bad ass actors from an array of famous Hollywood movies such as Clint Eastwood in 'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly', Harrison Ford in 'The Fugitive' to Ian McKellen as everyones favourite Wizard (Minus the speccy annoying idiot!) Gandalf from the (*correction*) 'The Lord OF The Rings' franchise. If nothing more this simply signifies beards have always had and will continue to have longevity forever more.
BEARDS OFTEN IMPLY A SENSE OF INTELLIGENCE!
It is true! A man who proudly sports a beard of his own often appears to look the most intelligent in comparison with his beardless chum counterpart according to several studies from a females perspective. Beards often grant their wearer an edgy look which some women admit to finding most attractive in a man. Now, I'm not implying beards only give the impression that we are intelligent, after all some of the finest artists, novelists (bloggers! *wink wink*) and inventors often sported some form of facial forestry. And that's a fact.
ONCE YOU'VE KISSED A BEARDED GENTLEMAN THERE IS NO TURNING BACK!
Many women who have had the pleasure of kissing a bearded fellow would say there is nothing quite like the feel of a furry face to hold onto during romantic liaisons. And as I have touched upon in a previous beard blog post your facial fuzz can even help you out in other...errrm...well, bedroom activity areas shall we say. (It sounds a lot like 'doorplay' if you catch my drift!) Proving once and for all that beards are a real winner winner, chicken dinner!
BEARDED BLOKES ARE MUCH MORE PATIENT!
For most men growing out a beard-mane is a task that takes time and a whole lot of patience and understanding of the bigger bearding picture ahead. It displays that we are calm and collective in order to display just how patient we can actually be. (That is unless we're waiting for something to cook in the microwave, in which case please detract my previous statement!)
All of the above (Minus the microwave part!) are often viewed as good qualities to have in order to obtain a solid foundation to form a strong relationship upon. So I think that's another point to us bearded Brothers!
Well, that wraps up another beard blog for today. As always let us know your thoughts in the comments section below as we love to nothing more than reading your feedback!
And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...