4 PLAUSIBLE REASONS EVERY BEAUTY SHOULD DATE A BEARDED BEAST

The entire universe digs a man with a great beard. Men either grow them proudly or those who choose not to often secretly wish that they could. Most women love them or pretend that they loathe them, despite numerous studies suggesting otherwise.

Today I wanted to lightheartedly wrap up on a great week of blogs with 4 Plausible Reasons Every Beauty Should Date A Bearded Beast...

A BEARD DISPLAYS A MAN'S COMMITMENT AND PATIENCE!

A man's face fur doesn't flourish out into a marvel of a beard overnight, it takes a whole lot of precious time, hard work and dedication to sprout out a furry face to be proud of.

And we all know how the other half appreciate a man's time and commitment to certain things in life. This also displays that he doesn't act too hasty or overly rash with his decisions, letting life come into fruition all in good time. A traite certainly to be admired. 

 

YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH!

And before the sexual innuendos come flying at record speed in our comments section, I would like to rephrase that subheadline and explain I am indeed talking about a man's face whiskers and not his third leg. I know how your mucky minds work, you're all very much corrupted!

But let us set the scene, you are relaxing with your loved one, and as today's generation would say, enjoying some 'Netflix and chill' and instead of holding hands or having a little nookie in between shows, you have a glorious man mane to fiddle with! Ask anyone who has experienced a handful of beard, it is rather relaxing for both partners. Now, am I right or am I right?

OTHER MEN WILL RESPECT HIS BEARD ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE DOES!

You have probably noticed the respect shown between two bearded men, correct? well, it is a common unwritten rule in the 'beardble' that us furry faced fellows hold a Brotherhood like no other, and respect is always shown between the two.

Those who are not packing any chin fuzz usually respect those who do as well. Not in an overpowering dominating kind of way, but instead, respecting the time and dedication it must have taken for the beardsmen to sprout out that majestic beard in the first place.


LET'S BE HONEST, BEARDS ARE STRAIGHT UP SEXY!

Ok, so let us not beat about the bush here, beards are hot, beards are manly and beards are straight up sexy.

Studies have confirmed this to be a fact time and time again, although there are still a few who disapprove of facial hair, or at least that's what they claim. But in short it has been confirmed that the lovely ladies rather like a man sporting some form of facial hair, suggesting that they look sexier, handsome and more mysterious. So, what are you waiting for? go find yourself a bearded beast of your very own today.

So, there goes another Friday blog to finish a week of solid content. If you haven't done so already then why not leave us a comment or two in the box you'll find provided below. 

And until next time, Beard on Brothers, Beard on...

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